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DOCUMENTS


The Tentacle


Harry M. Covert

January 23, 2017
The March of Time
Harry M. Covert

My crack investigators have been busy. The snoopers discovered that Frederick schools apparently had no regard for the inauguration – as required by the document called The Constitution – that took place at the Capitol in Washington Friday.

 


January 19, 2017
Living in Glass Houses…
Harry M. Covert

Please, I don't want to sound crabby on the day before the White House gets a new occupant, but maybe I am.


January 17, 2017
Frederick's Finest Strategic Duty
Harry M. Covert

All eyes are on this exciting inauguration week in the nation's capital. Certainly the world is watching. Frederick's finest will be in strategic positions, carrying banners for the city and county.


January 16, 2017
An Afternoon with Martin
Harry M. Covert

It’s a warm June afternoon in 1962. At about 4 o’clock I was in the vestibule of the then Hampton Institute chapel. A light breeze flowed through the windows raised about 12 inches.


January 12, 2017
Merge the City and County?
Harry M. Covert

Have you heard the good news? I mean the news on the local level where many old names and a slew of new ones are movin' and groovin' to see if they can honestly make any differences in governance.


January 10, 2017
The Epidemic of Murders and Shootings
Harry M. Covert

Here it goes again. Another police officer killed on duty. One of the many sworn in the manhunt for the killer dies in pursuit.

 


January 9, 2017
Chicago Four: Scum of the Earth
Harry M. Covert

One of the most offensive, disgusting and hateful tweets, videos and crimes in the news occurred last week in Chicago.


January 5, 2017
New Political Hieroglyphics Coming
Harry M. Covert

There is no good reason here to resurrect events of the past 16th year of the 21st century. Neither is there any idea for resolutions over the next 12 months.


January 3, 2017
Fake or Faux News, Delightful
Harry M. Covert

The so-called public debate regarding fake news is a lot of baloney. Facts are simple to understand. Consider that faux news is a public relations professionals' delight.


December 29, 2016
No Profane Babblings
Harry M. Covert

 

So, here we go. A new year with more challenges. Let's face it, when people are singing or humming Auld Lang Sine, juices are rolling in all quarters of our lives. Come on 2017.


December 20, 2016
The Will of the People
Harry M. Covert

The plan here has been to rest, enjoy the time of year when by all that's happy can be celebrated en masse.


December 19, 2016
True Tales of Pay-it-Forward
Harry M. Covert

Reading the mail has brought several terrific stories involving mighty fine people who reside in the Baltimore-Washington-Annapolis corridor. Everybody can lean in on these reports. They are perfect for this time of year and there’s no reason to put the knock on anybody.


December 15, 2016
Enough With Thugs
Harry M. Covert

Earlier this week I wrote of the continuing lawlessness faced daily by sworn police officers. Several more shootings have occurred. The total dead officers is now in the high sixties. Injuries are soaring.


December 13, 2016
Have Peace and Good Will Gone Mad?
Harry M. Covert

We’re in the happiest and most joyous season of the year. No question about it, no matter what the politically correct crowd like to promote, it’s the season foremost of Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah. Repeat these encomiums please. It would sure be grand if there was peace and joy everywhere.


December 9, 2016
Council Lecture on Being Nice
Harry M. Covert

Followers of this esteemed online commentary can know today we got the news first, before it happened, and didn't have to rub a crystal ball or some other magic wand for the facts.


December 6, 2016
Frederick County’s Leadership Scramble
Harry M. Covert

All eyes throughout Frederick County today will be on Winchester Hall, headquarters of the county’s council. It won’t be surprising that the lawmakers’ own cable television channel will have a nice big viewership.


December 2, 2016
Entering the Shades of Hades
Harry M. Covert

They were rejoicing and exceedingly glad. Reverie in Miami and throughout Cuban communities, even here in Frederick, was ecstatic. What brought about the excitement and enthusiasm along with tears of joy? A rather easy answer. Death finally greeted Fidel Castro, the American hater.


November 29, 2016
Cops and Robbers and Warrants
Harry M. Covert

This business of sanctuary cities, colleges and churches so popular again after the national histrionics is rather stupid and insidious. There is something we follow called The Rule of Law.


November 24, 2016
Navel-gazing and Turkey Day
Harry M. Covert

We can all be forgiven if navel-gazing and full stomachs are truly the order of today. The worries of the world and surrounding communities can be revitalized tomorrow.


November 22, 2016
The Dollar a Year Man
Harry M. Covert

In the midst of this happy week, there is a lot for all to be thankful most assuredly. There are plenty of joys to go around. How exciting to be with family and food and sporting activities.


November 17, 2016
No Reason to Shiver and Shake
Harry M. Covert

Now that transition of the government is undergoing such love and friendliness, who can barely wait for the new political style to arrive?


November 10, 2016
A Fun Ride Coming
Harry M. Covert

Still awake at 2:40 in the morning unable to reach The Land of Nod, it was impossible yesterday to hit the remote control off buttons for both the television set and laptop online. The ongoing cacophony about the stunning change on the national landscape had me alert.


November 8, 2016
Salute Our Nation’s Real Heroes
Harry M. Covert

Time has now arrived. Jokes and jokers, wisecracks and wiseacres along with the dis-and-misinformation poohbahs can be sent to the woodshed. I want to return to some important matters.


November 3, 2016
Reading the Mail
Harry M. Covert

In the midst of this human Internet, there are many smiles and great rewards. Don't quit perusing these paragraphs yet, please! There is more to come, good stuff for sure if you remain faithful.


November 1, 2016
Prayer, Séances, Other Amalgamations
Harry M. Covert

It's the morning after. Hopefully bobbing for apples is done for another year, sweet tooths are satisfied at least for today and sugar antidotes are working.


October 27, 2016
Bonus Pay Not on the Menu
Harry M. Covert

If stupid things are enacted in other states and commonwealths, they can surely occur everywhere else. Surprised? Don't be. This is a never ending battle.


October 25, 2016
Potpourri and Baseball
Harry M. Covert

How exciting the next few days are going to be. In my dreams I was seeing the Nationals and the Orioles in their World Series finest, playing first in Baltimore and then in Washington.

 


October 21, 2016
President Consort or SOPOUS
Harry M. Covert

We need a break from all of the impertinences us good people have been enduring. Do I have to explain them? Of course not.


October 18, 2016
Trickle-Down is Alive and Well
Harry M. Covert

Ivory towers remain supreme out of the nation's capital and the trickling down may have reached an all-time gully washer.


October 17, 2016
The Duty is Almost Here
Harry M. Covert