Mueller Headed to SCOTUS?
In a continuing effort to keep the public well informed, tried-and-true investigative methods have uncovered some startling details. Pay attention please: a Bureau of Misinformation has finally been uncovered.
A retired operative in secret affairs has been hanging around 430 South Capitol Street, Washington, D. C., for quite some time. Using old fashioned cursive notes, the jaw-dropping info could destroy what generally is considered truth.
Purpose, of course, is to emasculate you know who?
This stuff was not disseminated through cellular phones, at midnight in parking garages, or in the air.
The Bureau apparently was created prior to 2016 with an authorizing signee using green ink. That’s true. The chicanery must get the light of day to save the nation.
Robert Mueller, Semper Fi, is causing havoc trying to come up with criminal activities by a sitting president. Bureau of Misinformation (BOM) dossiers detail such items. Mr. Mueller, the insider, wants to be named a justice of the U.S. Supreme Court. This is in exchange for halting his special useless probe.
Further, if the deal is made, Ruth Bader Ginsburg will resign her justiceship.
That cagey Mueller. He was head of both the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and Central Intelligence Agency CIA). Just watch.
Spewing other MOB items:
Mueller’s boys may propose to a FISA judge that the current occupant of the White House, wants to rename the U.S. Naval Academy to the U.S. Space Academy. This also to halt the Russia probe.
Other interesting propaganda scheduled for later use is to leak using Adam Sch***;
That President Trump wants permission to daily wear a military uniform with six stars on gold epaulets.
That using executive fiat he will draft media provocateurs into national service: MSNBC lovebirds Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough to the Army; CNN’s Abilio Acosta to the National Public Health Service in white uniform; H. Rodham Clinton to director of the Federal Prison System, in khaki.
Please stop choking. There’s more!
BOM files also may release suggestions eschewing a Constitutional Crisis overlooking individual state approvals by eliminating the House of Representatives;
To move the United Nations headquarters from NYC to Alcatraz Island in San Francisco Bay;
To ban all Robert Di Nero movies;
To transfer the National Football League into the Interior Department;
To require all Social Security Cards to have a photo of First Lady Melania for polling IDs;
And, declare cities of Baltimore, Chicago and Los Angeles federal territories.
So, in the coming days, pay attention to possible further BOMs invading the “public airways” with more gobbledygook, gibberish and ersatz subjects. Truth not guaranteed.
[Editor’s Note: Dictionary.com has established “misinformation” as the word of the year 2018.]